age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet

unicorn-ice:

blossom you peice of shit

(via aphnorwegian)


moiraea:

marcelines-pet:

of-castles-and-converses:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

Awwwwwww cutie

that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck

dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics  are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times

Best description of Deadpool ever.

(via her-unsullied-essence)



theartistwithhairofgold:

that1girlinak:

viridiannightmares:

fuckyeahthebetterlife:

Most likely the best post ever.

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live

THIS RUG IS DOWNSTAIRS IN OUR GARAGE RIGHT NOW!!!

my brother is a proud owner of 2 of these

theartistwithhairofgold:

that1girlinak:

viridiannightmares:

fuckyeahthebetterlife:

Most likely the best post ever.

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live

THIS RUG IS DOWNSTAIRS IN OUR GARAGE RIGHT NOW!!!

my brother is a proud owner of 2 of these

(via fuqcking)


basedgosh:

pupbutt:

like what is the difference between men’s and women’s glasses really?? they look pretty much the damn same to me aside from the assorted colours in the women’s but seriously like why are glasses gendered. WHY

MAN SPECS TO IMPROVE MY GUYSIGHT

(via aphnorwegian)


rifa:

check-your-privilege-feminists:

Tumblr: spreading the world apart, one group at a time.

THIS is the shit that bothers me with tumblr

(via iwanttobeafirefly)


smilingsloth:

nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

I. CANNOT. WAIT. FOR THIS.

GO WATCH THE TRAILER AKDJAIGKGGD!!!!

(via heyfunniest)


fans during book 1: awww doesn't Jinora look kinda like Aang? That's really cute
fans during book 3: bruh....

qoax:

weirhd:

caelux:

nickchives: 

This was my exact view about 2 years back.  I was driving home from Sasquatch, it was 7am, my friend was asleep and Bon Iver was over the radio.  One of those life moments.


when im older i want to have memories like this

ugh

qoax:

weirhd:

caelux:

nickchives

This was my exact view about 2 years back.  I was driving home from Sasquatch, it was 7am, my friend was asleep and Bon Iver was over the radio.  One of those life moments.

when im older i want to have memories like this

ugh

(via goonofficial)


Me: *heals self*
Enemy: *heals self*
Me: Whoa. Whoa.
Me: What do you think you're doing?
Me: I just took off half your health bar, and then you go and do that?
Me: Yeah, I KNOW I just healed myself.
Me:
Me:
Me: It's different when I do it.

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(via till-the-end-of-the-bucky)


Q
it sounds so fucking arrogant when you call yourself pretty like that lmao
Anonymous
A

unwinona:

kateordie:

divinedorothy:

But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty

image

SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!! 

I like this.

If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever.

If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.


donut-kun:

The proper response to street harassment

donut-kun:

The proper response to street harassment

(via green-eyes-big-thighs)


So. Here’s my birthday gift to myself, an all new collection of mods. We got a copper Hades, rockin that Cerberus atty. We got a carbon fiber Paragon Mod, with a Halo Cap on top of an igo W. My trusty old Nemesis is now home to my brand new Plumeveil atty. My favorite of the lot is my brand new Heimdall mod, running a tobh atty, and my trusty old Patriot is now sitting atop my Manhattan. God damn. I love this life. I really do. And oh yeah. Picked up a bottle of Castle Long Reserve by @fivepawns… so fucking good. Thanks to @vapedemand for getting me setup with all this sexy gear. Oh yeah, and thanks a ton to @breaktimevape for doing some epic sub ohm builds on these. #vapelyfe #ocvapers #fuckameravape #allclones #vapinclassy #socalvapers #vapecommunity #clonesforlife #subohmsquad #hades #plumeveil #nemesis #heimdall #manhattanclone #paragonmod #tobhmods  (at the Lair)

So. Here’s my birthday gift to myself, an all new collection of mods. We got a copper Hades, rockin that Cerberus atty. We got a carbon fiber Paragon Mod, with a Halo Cap on top of an igo W. My trusty old Nemesis is now home to my brand new Plumeveil atty. My favorite of the lot is my brand new Heimdall mod, running a tobh atty, and my trusty old Patriot is now sitting atop my Manhattan. God damn. I love this life. I really do. And oh yeah. Picked up a bottle of Castle Long Reserve by @fivepawns… so fucking good. Thanks to @vapedemand for getting me setup with all this sexy gear. Oh yeah, and thanks a ton to @breaktimevape for doing some epic sub ohm builds on these. #vapelyfe #ocvapers #fuckameravape #allclones #vapinclassy #socalvapers #vapecommunity #clonesforlife #subohmsquad #hades #plumeveil #nemesis #heimdall #manhattanclone #paragonmod #tobhmods (at the Lair)