I'm a teenage guy. I live in California, USA. I have a tragic past, less tragic than some I know, more tragic than most know about me. But I work through every day with a smile on my face and live to bring my friends to better days. :) Learn to live loved, because I am morbidly in love with all of you, including the most fucked up... Meh. I'm a weird guy. If you honestly wanna know more about me, just ask I've got a ton of weird personality quirks, a ton of depression that I keep bottled up for the most part, but writing is the one way I release it. So that'll be here too. Anyways, ENJOY!!
I track the tags #reality marble and #distorted
Daddy: Crawl to me little girl.
*I attempt to crawl in slow motion*
Daddy: What in the world are you doing?
Me: I'm crawling.
Daddy: Why so slow?
Me: It's slow motion crawling! It's sexier. I've seen gifs.
*Daddy dissolves into hysterical laughter*
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog
- DAMN INTELLIGENT
- VALUABLE AS HELL AND NOT THE LEAST BIT WORTHLESS
- SUPER FUCKING LOVED
- EXTREMELY GOD DAMN INTERESTING
- NOT TO MENTION A HOT PIECE OF ASS
I’m reblogging this because it’s an awesome message, BUT ALSO BECAUSE I HOVERED OVER IT
*pulls out phone* “hey check out this meme”
"woah, don’t you know liking memes isn’t cool???"
"aha it’s a metaphor. i like the meme but i never press the reblog button. put it in your likes but never give it the power to ruin your blog"